Sidney says

well folks, she's at it again. Sidney's on a roll with her statements again and last night, I could barely breathe I was laughing so hard. She was laying down in bed for the night and hollered downstairs:
"mom!"
"what Sidney?"
"I'm so tired"
"go to sleep!"
"but I'm so tired"
"ok dear, then just close your eyes"
"well I can't do that. I can't pretend sleep all night long!"

wait...what!? Oh my goodness. We sat downstairs and just laughed our pants off!!